Objective: Share this mess of a journey that I call my life. Just writing to pass the time and maintain some sanity.

Education: Prospective B.A. in Neuroscience. Graduation date? Only the Lord knows.

Special Skills and Qualifications: Trilingual – Spanish, English, and French (usually when inebriated). Well-versed in the art of witty sarcasm. Extensive experience with, as momma would put it, fracasos.

Experience: None whatsoever.

Shall we begin?
Acknowledgements: This wouldn’t be grammatically palpable if it weren’t for you CG, my editor in chief.